i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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