the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
