But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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