I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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