You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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