opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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