is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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