she was so not down for the gang bang
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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