There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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