Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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