so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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