Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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