is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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