whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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