I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
