MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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