similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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