508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
false alarm. still invincible.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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