my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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