To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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