that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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