As long as you're not dating white guys again.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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