They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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