I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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