she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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