Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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