yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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