We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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