How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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