im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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