i already hear my dad disowning me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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