im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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