I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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