Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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