No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
my nose is crying tears of wow.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
