I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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