Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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