I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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