he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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