let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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