hell yes lets make some ravioli
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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