Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
