I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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