if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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