dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
