Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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