Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Oh Jesus.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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