it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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