i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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