He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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