I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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