Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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