I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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