she was so not down for the gang bang
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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